We met up in The Wild Boar, Houghton Le Spring for a traditional Wetherspoons breakfast and a couple of pints. The place was buzzing when we walked in , to discover, to our delight, that about 5 tables were taken over by 30-40 girls dressed as French Tarts, on a hen weekend. ( what ! no photographs - Ed).
They were all talking at once but we managed to discover they were heading on a coach to York. Half the men in the pub, including ourselves, were asking if there was any spare seats. "To hell with this pub crawl, lets do York instead".
Sadly they left without us so we headed down to the bus stop for a 5 minute ride to the Copt Hill, just outside the town.
This pub used to be run by a certain Bobby Kerr and a plaque on the newly repainted pub displays his name.
Despite the fact it is in The Good Beer Guide we were confronted by 3 empty handpulls. On the verge of leaving and getting the next bus, I muttered to one of the guys, You wouldn't think this was in the Good Beer Guide would you. The barmaid overhead me and said, we have Doom Bar on, I just dont have a pump clip. So 2 pints of Doom Bar in the pub garden, with fantastic views while we waited for the bus across to Seaton
So, this is where the fun starts. The next pub was the Dun Cow in Seaton Village, , tucked away in a quiet cul de sac. Four handpulls and a large sunny garden with picnic tables greeted us. Ordering some Oakham JHB and a Guinness, the 6 of us headed for the ( as it turned out) most unstable table in the garden.
Two were sitting opposite me ( so combined weight was greater than mine.) Someone said, "move along so we can all get on", so I dutifully stood up to move sideways. The opposite side of the bench was now heavier than my side, and being on slightly unstable ground, this resulted in a slight tilt towards the heavy side. 4 pints of nearly full glasses went flying , tipping most of the contents over one of the other two opposite.
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| NOTE THE EMPTY GLASSES AND BEER STAINS |
We were too busy laughing to offer any sympathy as the drowned rat proceeded to strip off his jeans to dry on a wall. I will spare you the worst sights, just the wet offending table. I took the empty glasses back into the bar and relayed our incident to the barmaid. She said " Oh yes, I know which table you mean, that's happened before !" We got free replacement drinks. So no profit for the Dun Cow from us then !
Once dry in the sun, we then walked to the Seaton Lane Inn nearby for a couple more uneventful pints, then down into Seaham for the final drink in the Hat and Feathers and some fish and chips. I mention this because some of the split beer must have soaked into his brain, because believe or not, this last picture is a plate of fish and chips.
So a great day out with free entertainment, helped by fantastic weather , interesting pubs and great beer , (that hadn't been spilt.). For those that need to know, the bus mostly used was the 238 which runs between Houghton, Seaton and Seaham. Again, for those that need to know, the dodgy table is the one in the bottom left hand corner of the Dun Cow garden
