Sunday, 21 August 2016

BRIEF ENCOUNTER

You may recall a 1945 film starring Trevor Howard and Celia Johnson called "Brief Encounter". One famous scene is set in a railway station waiting room and on a platform with a steam train.

Yesterday we had a coach trip away from our local Wetherspoons  to the Whitby Regatta. On arrival we spotted a steam train ( North York Moors Railway - NYMR)  arriving in the nearby railway station. Dashing into the station building to get to the platforms I immediately screeched to halt for there, new since our visit last year, was a micropub called the Waiting Room. It was too early to be open so I got some train pictures ( another hobby)  then we headed into town for some touristy stuff, including a climb up the lighthouse , and a look round a classic car show on West Cliff.

Thirsty work all this , so headed back into town, not managing to pass The Granby Hotel and a wonderful pint of Old Peculier. Then it was downhill back to the station. Mrs Ken went off to look round the shops while I dived into the now open Waiting Room.

A folk group type sign song was in progress, including a rendition of " I Saw Her Standing There " There was about 6 Norwegians having  a great time, playing, singing and drinking excellent real ale from a choice of five  handpulls. The guy sitting next to me on one of the comfy sofas remarked this would be cheap beer for them. 

Mrs Ken arrived then the Norwegians left ( a coincidence I'm sure) , presumably to catch a longboat in Whitby Harbour back to the fjords. Soon the sound of alpine cow bells could be heard approaching the pub entrance. It was a small group of  Morris Dancers who had been performing on the quay side earlier . One of them , on arrival,  suddenly burst into song unaccompanied. It was very funny but I wish I could remember it. Too much beer.

Every one was having a great time. The landlord rang a bell when a train was due to depart and an NYMR guy stuck his head round the door to round up his missing passengers. I thought to myself, would this happen anywhere else in the world ? Steam trains, real ale, impromptu singing, good conversation. Whats not to like ?


Soon the empty bellies took over so we headed over the river to the Endeavour for some fish and chips . Readers of this blog last year may recall you can take your own fish and chips into the pub**. Sadly this time around the place was rammed and they even had a bouncer on the door at 3 o clock in the afternoon !
- I'm thinking maybe so many people read the blog it has proved too popular ( dream on pal- ed)- 

So after our fish and chips, but not in the Endeavour , a couple more beers from the Whitby Brewery in a very busy Wetherspoons, then back to the Waiting Room to wait for the bus back. There was a bouncer coming on shift when we left - a bouncer for a micropub ?        
There is a continuing rise in the number of micropubs opening around the country and this one does not disappoint. Pick a Saturday, more likely to be singing on.
 



Friday, 12 August 2016

A DAY AT THE GREAT BRITISH BEER FESTIVAL

Yesterday saw another marathon session reunion at the CAMRA Great British Beer Festival in Kensington Olympia, London.  I've worked out this is the 13th year I've been meeting up with friends and ex colleagues to catch up on things and basically take the piss out of each other.


As usual I got the most stick as I take my own food. The beer prices are bad enough, mostly over £4 a pint but I refuse to pay the rip off food prices.  So Mrs Ken always buys me a pack of out of date mini pork pies, ( pictured) , costing  a fraction of the cost the others paid for sarnies, chips etc.   

Anyhow, enough of the food ; the first beer to try ( I say "try" as enjoyed it many times) was Maxim Swedish Blonde. A great refreshing start to a long afternoon. 

Every year on the first day of the Festival the Champion Beer of Britain is announced, with an overall winner and beer category winners. Guess how many beers were selected from the North East . NONE. Disappointed is an understatement. 

Usually the overall winner has sold out by the time we get there. Heading for another bar,  of which there were several,  I  spotted a CAMRA guy holding a  pole with a sign, not unlike someone in ASDA holding a pointy finger showing a free queue at the checkouts. The sign said "Champion Beer Here" Sure enough, someone was frantically pulling pints / halves / thirds of Binghams Vanilla Stout
Now every year at the festival I bang on about speciality beers, such as Triple Chocoholic, Plum Porter etc and usually get a tut or a withered look for my troubles. Well, not this time guys. Finally a winner that's different.  Whilst it tasted nice, I have to say it didnt stand out above the rest to be honest. The Vanilla wasn't that prominent either. ( perhaps the pickle in the pies dulled the taste buds)

On the same bar I later tried an Oyster Stout . I haven't a  clue what an oyster tastes like, well you just swallow them whole don't you ? The beer had a stout taste but I think the oysters had clammed shut during the brewing process.

It was interesting the number of punters drinking London Pride , or Bombardier. National  drinks you can get anywhere. Try something you wouldn't normally drink !  ( well apart from the Swedish Blonde of course) 

Titanic Brewery had their own bar, with the ever present Plum Porter, so I tried something else. Raspberry Wheat - which was pink  ( "Ken, what on earth is that ?" ) and Cappuccino Stout - which  was black. ( Ken, what on earth is that smell ?) 

I have worked out I drank 13 beers, mostly thirds , which comes out at just over 4 pints overall. Doesn't sound much but you have to allow for walking to each bar as Olympia  is huge, queuing for beer and the gents ( yes, a queue in the gents !!) 

Nearly 6 hours later,  having started with a local beer, it was time to finish with one. Darwin Extinction. An appropriate name for this 8.3% Barley Wine which is dangerously drinkable. I feel asleep on the tube back to Kings Cross, waking up just in time. Didn't fancy a night in Cockfosters somehow. 

Already looking forward to next year








Sunday, 7 August 2016

ITS HIS ROUND - GREAT BRITISH BEER FESTIVAL 2009

Well, its nearly that time of year. The annual trip to the Great British Beer Festival in London.  Ive been getting together with like minded boozers for the last 12 years so this will be number 13*. 

Travelling down from the North East and back in one day makes for a long day. In 2009 I stayed over on the way there , and back with a friend who lives in Nuneaton. A few weeks before the big day he announced his daughter had bought him an appropriate T Shirt from Asda, pictured. 
"Must get one of those"  so off went Mrs Ken shopping , coming back with the aforesaid apparel. 

We agreed we should get the others we would meet on the day to do the same so an email quickly went out to the rest of the guys.

On the day , our train from Nuneaton to London pulled into Rugby. There on the platform were 2 guys with the same T shirts. " Look at them two idiots". It was only when they got on that we realised they were meeting up with us, one of whom I hadn't seen for over 10 years.

This year the festival is at Olympia but back then it was held in Earls Court. As the afternoon wore on, more and more of us trickled in, all wearing the same. Not one guy bottled it, as you can see from the photograph below, taken by a bemused CAMRA steward. I think she got a fright as I'm the one with my fly open.


 


* Subject of next blog

Sunday, 31 July 2016

MINICASKS

This post has been inspired by the visit of the Flying Scotsman ( the loco, not the beer) to Shildon Railway Museum. But first :--

In 2011 one of my mates hosted an indoor sports evening ( lads only) to help him drink two 9 pint minicasks he had just brought back from Fyne Ales Brewery.  As if we needed an excuse to help him drink it  but we thought it would be a fine ( sorry about the pun) way to enjoy the evening. With his family out of the way and dressed in various sports outfits, we participated in such strenuous activities as Wii Tennis, Jenga and Magnetic Darts ; - I am not making this up. 

Towards the end of the evening, with the beers and the contest in full flow, the front door opened and in walked one of his daughters. We all froze like rabbits caught in headlights as she paused in the hallway, looked around to take in the scene in front of her, 6 guys boozing and playing silly games, tutted briefly  then headed up the stairs without a word. We were pissing ourselves.

I found later that nearly all 18 pints of the beer had been consumed, leaving just the sediment for our host to enjoy the next day " You bastards drank the lot"  I believe was the expression used next time me met.

COPPY LANE STOUT
Since then I have enjoyed minicasks on an occasional basis. One Christmas I bought myself a cask of Coppy Lane Stout from the Stables Brewery in Beamish and earlier this year treated myself to a Maxim Coffee Porter.

COFFER PORTER



This Easter we visited our daughter , who works in Glasgow. We drove north along the western lochs towards  Loch Fyne, the car miraculously finding its way to the aforesaid Loch Fyne brewery. I bought myself a couple of bottle from the shop but daughter acquired a minicask of Highlander  , clutching it tightly as we headed back to the car. 

Now we are nearly up to date. For a weeks holiday she decided , with a group of mates, to stay in Aviemore. I emailed her some suggested pubs and subtly  mentioned the Cairngorm Brewery in the town.

So yesterday she drove down to come with us to see the Flying Scotsman at Shildon. On arrival, in she came, brandishing 3 bottles of Cairngorm beers and a minicask  of 5% Highland IPA!! 

HIGHLAND IPA
After our visit to Shildon and allowing the beer to settle, we tucked into the IPA. Now I usually prefer dark sweetish beers but this has very hoppy taste with a bitter finish, but it didnt take long before multiple visits into the kitchen were made for top ups.


As I type , there is still some left so will have to do it all again tonight. Hard work this beer drinking business.

Friday, 22 July 2016

HOME BREWING

A recent post on Facebook has prompted this blog. 

The Hop and Cleaver in Newcastle are promoting a home brew competition in September this year. ( Details here Hop & Cleaver Home Brew link)

This got me thinking about my own home brew experiences.

It all started way back in the early 70's when Washington Development used to hold summer barbecues. This particular year the theme was come dressed as a tramp and bring some home brew to be judged in a competition during the evening.

Having successfully dressed as a tramp , which wasn't difficult as my mates set upon me before we set off and ripped most of my clothes to shreds. The home brew was more of a challenge as only one of us had bothered. So we met in The Coach & Horses ( now closed but that's another blog), which had an off license, So we had an empty pop bottle with no labels on it and bought a bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale. We poured the Brown Ale into the empty bottle and entered it into the Home Brew competition. IT DIDN'T WIN. 

That says it all - I don't think Ive drank the stuff since..  

But this experience got me into home brewing. Bought all the kit, scrounged a load of empty bottles from a mate at work and soon I was in business. I used to brew Boots Extra Strong Bitter which had a lethal kick. 

One year my mates came round to our house ( I think it was 1985) to watch the FA Cup Final. This unfortunately coincided with us selling the house and a viewing was arranged for about 6pm.

I was so rat arsed off the home brew that after the match Mrs Ken politely suggested I go for a walk and keep out of the way till after the potential house buyers had been and gone.

I was found about an hour later slumped on a park bench asleep.

I believe  this was my last foray into home brewing ( I got fed up with all the bottle washing) but at least we sold the house !


  

Sunday, 10 July 2016

ON THE TRAIL OF CAPTAIN COOK, THEN A DRIVE DOWN TELEGRAPH ROAD

The title of this may seem a bit obscure but read on. 

This week has been a case of visiting two pubs Ive never been to  before.

A friend of mine is over from Australia ; before he left to fly here he asked if we could go on a "bush walk" in the North York Moors ; just to revisit the area we used to walk in way back in the 70s. Looking at a map I came across Roseberry Topping, a prominent hill that overlooks Teesside. For a bit of a challenge, nearby is Captain Cooks Monument, a slightly higher hill. 
It seemed appropriate as Cook, as we all know,  did something famous in Australia.

Five of us set off, a bit like Last of the Summer Wine and parked up near the Monument, which over looks the village of Great Ayton, the boyhood home of Cook

"I thought this was a beer blog ? - Ed"

Patience. Most walks like this have a purpose, to end up in the pub. 

After a climb up to the Monument to admire the views over the Yorkshire Moors and Teesside, it was down the other side and through ferns, bushes and trees ( not unlike the film Deliverance) towards Roseberry Topping.

Walking through Airy Holme Farm , where Cooks father worked , we soon reached the summit of Roseberry Topping, with fine views of the Yorkshire Moors, Teesside and the North Sea.

I pointed out the market town of Stokesley, our next destination ( by car) to have a few beers.The pub in question was the White Swan, which you may well have guessed by now is the home of the Captain Cook Brewery.

The brewery produces some fine ales. Mr Oz and I started on a Black Porter, my recommendation ( see picture) . Soon he was pulling a face, " not sure about this"  Not used to the taste you see, although I noted he finished his drink before I had supped mine off.  


Then after a pint of Botany Bay, it was back to the car home,  then out again for our Tuesday night pub quiz in Durham. Well somebody's got to do it.

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Two days later saw Mrs Ken and myself on Embleton Beach in Northumberland. Fantastic vista with hardly any people there. We were parked near a golf course and clubhouse so  after a couple of hours on the beach, we nipped into the clubhouse  to use the loo, and noted they sold Marstons EPA on handpull.  Not one of my favourite drinks I'm afraid, so headed instead into Embleton village and the Greys Inn. 


This pub is in the Good Beer Guide and appears to specialise in local ales; three of them from Alnwick Brewery. After some research I later discovered Alnwick don't actually brew any beer, its actually contract brewed by Cumberland.

Anyhow back in the pub.  I asked if I could leave some of our CAMRA branch magazines. The owner must have heard me as he shot out from the kitchen, introduced himself and shook my hand.( I think he was  expecting someone else) 

 " One of your fellow branch members usually drops some off, he has a pony tail and goes diving in Seahouses". 

Although I know a few divers, but not knowing anyone with a ponytail, I was struggling to know what the hell he was on about. " Oh, well maybe he doesn't have a pony tail then "  I thought, you wouldn't be much good as a witness in a police lineup mate.


So after a pleasant pint of Alnwick Amber Ale in the back garden, we said our goodbyes. Andrew, the owner, said he was coming down to the Sunderland Airshow. 

"Ill see you there then", which must have been one of the most stupidest things I have ever said. Anyhow , we did agree to meet again at our Octoberfest in Sunderland.

The pub has 5 handpulls and I can imagine this is a place where locals come to enjoy their beer and have a good crack. Must return and perhaps stay over in the B&B next door.

Telegraph Road ? - Ed.

Leaving the pub, I slipped a compilation CD I had put together into the CD player. Soon, as we drove through the country lanes towards the A1, Telegraph Road by Dire Straits was booming out of the speakers. At 14 minutes long , this is the perfect driving song, as we drove past the telegraph poles at the side of the road. ( Lyrics here:- dire straits telegraph road






Friday, 1 July 2016

OLD PECULIER - BEER OF THE MONTH

Last weekend I was at the Glasgow Beer Festival *  Many beers were tried of course, but one which I was saving for last ran out just as I was walking to the bar. All the beers were in metal casks as you would expect, except one - Old Peculier,  in a wooden barrel.

I wasn't too disappointed as at the beginning of June on a pub crawl in Bedale ( North Yorkshire) ** the first pint ( sorry 2 pints) I had was Old Peculier at 11 in the morning. It was absolutely magnificent. I was getting strange looks as I savoured the taste, with appropriate noises, of this well known beer. It is sometimes said that OP doesn't travel and tastes  better the nearer the brewery it is. Well Bedale is only about 15 minutes from the brewery in Masham so I can understand that.

In 2012 I did a tour of the Theakstons brewery, some photos are shown. We were staying the night in the White
Old Peculier bubbling away
Bear Hotel
, their brewery tap,  so the OP was naturally top of the menu. It was actually the White Bear Beer
Festival and during the evening a howling gale developed. Their marquee with the festival bar in actually moved sideways throughout the evening. Mrs Ken can confirm this, it wasn't the beer this time.

I believe I am correct in saying that Old Peculier was the first real ale I drank, back  in the early seventies. We were staying in a youth hostel in Hawes, doing the Pennine Way, and after a long days hike, the natural thing to do was head for the local boozer. 

I think it was called The Fountain and I will always remember our reaction when drinking the OP for the first time. We were all used to drinking S&N, Vaux or Camerons keg beers so this was a revelation. The colour and the underlying taste of liquorice hit me straight away . Needless to say I cant remember the stagger back to the youth hostel. Happy days

Some years ago when I was old enough to know better we had a pub crawl in York. The last pint I remember drinking was Old Peculier in the Old Starre Inn ( I think). My next memory is waking up in bed the next morning. Apparently we had left the pub to find another, had burger and chips, got the train back to Durham, had another pint in Wetherspoons then got a taxi home.  I cant remember any of it. Apparently on the train I got up to go to the loo. The swaying motion of the train cancelled out my swaying so I ended up walking in a straight line. Well at least this is what Ive been told.

How can one beer have so many stories ?  One more then I'm done . Ive been going to the Great British Beer Festival every year for some time now. In the early days Theakstons had their own bar, and for about three years two of us made a point of starting with Old Peculier . When I turned up the last time they had a bar, I made the point of  wearing my Black Sheep T shirt to wind them up. It worked  and but after the expected abuse, they still served me. Most beers that day didnt taste as good after drinking OP first.

You don't often see Old Peculier near where I live.(the bottled is not as good in my opinion). Its rarity makes it all the more enjoyable.  

So , no hesitation, my beer of the month.