Thursday 21 December 2017

KEN'S REVIEW OF 2017


The other night the BBC held their Sports Personality of the year awards. As usual I didnt watch it. So to celebrate that fact , here are my own, beer related awards for 2017.

The Best Name for a Beer Award 2017

I have been to the Glasgow Beer Festival for the last 3 years. There is always a good choice and this year was no exception. The beer with the best name was Cock Up Your Beaver. 


Brewed on the isle of Bute and for those with inquiring minds, its named after a  song and poem by Robbie Burns. A beaver is a type of Scottish hat, so cock up your beaver means to doff your hat. You didnt think it meant something else, surely ? 




Most Enlightening Beer Festival Conversation.

I always go to the Glasgow Beer Festival on my own ( Kenny No Mates), while the family tour  the shops . But I quickly get talking to anyone and this year I was sitting next to a couple from West Yorkshire. They were CAMRA members so we were chatting about our different branches etc. Then the topic of one of there mates Eric came up. Apparently he nearly always falls asleep in pubs. I thought, " hang on Ive seen a picture of him somewhere!"

Now, some years ago I acquired a 2010 copy of the Calderdale CAMRA Branch newsletter. One feature was "Snoozers in Boozers". Sure enough, after all this time  this is Eric.( see picture)





Now I have a mate who nearly always falls asleep on buses and trains after a pub crawl. So my next award is :-

Worst singing performance by a male artist in a pub 2017.

A group of us do a pub crawl about 5 times a year. One of us compiles a quiz, which we enjoy in each pub we visit. Our recent trip was to Malton. Settling into the first pub, The Crown, we started the quiz. Eventually the question was asked . " Name no 1 hit songs with the name of an animal in the title from these groups ". So examples  were  Culture Club  - " Karma Chameleon" and Tight Fit -  "The Lion Sleeps tonight". . 

Then it was the turn of he who sleeps on trains. The question was Sweet. After a brief thought he suddenly stood up and stared singing, with the accompanying dance movements as seen on Top of The Pops. "Tiger Feet" By Mud.

We all just stared with mouths open. What the **** ? That was Mud you daft sod ( or perhaps another word was used here), not Sweet !.  

You had to be there    
( The Sweet hit was Fox on the Run) 
Back to beer festivals now 

Best Sponsorship link at a beer festival.     
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At the Sunderland Beer Festival held in October, one of the beers was called Black Jesus, brewed by Great Heck. Now various sponsors had been approached prior to the festival, either to have an advert in the Program, or sponsor a beer.

One of the establishments approached was a restaurant/ bar opposite the Sunderland Empire. It was named after its address , 2 Church Lane. So Black Jesus was sponsored by 2 Church Lane !

Best Beer at the Great British Beer Festival 

The first beer I tried when I got there in August was from the Titanic Bar - Plum Porter Grand Reserve. I couldn't smell the plums and it tasted just like a....porter. Not impressed. I thought they had upped the strength to 6% & given it a fancy name as a marketing tool. Well it worked, it keeps appearing this Xmas.
So not going for that one. Some of us agreed that Bathams Mild Ale was the best. At 3.5% it was not overly hoppy, it had a pleasant easy drinking caramel taste. Its been brewed in the West Midlands for years and a pleasant change from all these over hopped IPAs that are everywhere these days. ( There got that one off my chest !)

Best Pub for Customer Interaction ( and best Halloween Pumpkin)

A few weeks ago, on the way back from our 3rd Glasgow visit  ,  Mrs Ken and I called into The Crown Inn, in a village called Humshaugh, just north of Hexham.  It was early afternoon, the pub I think had just opened and we were the only drinkers. The barmaid was very chatty and took the time to tell us a lot about the pub and the area. Apparently the owner is a car nut and every first Sunday of the month there is a sports car gathering at the pub, when dozens of owners turn up with polished and sometimes expensive cars.

Outside the gents is a photo board which shows the many cars that turn up. They were planning on having a "turn up in your tractor event" after we visited. And the pumpkin, well here is the picture.

 
Worst pub for customer interaction

Every 3 months I deliver CAMRA Magazines to some of the real ale pubs in our branch. There is a pub called the Stackyard in West Herrington had reopened after a major refurb. So I called one Sunday lunchtime. The place was busy but I managed to get the attention of a member of staff, who could well have been the manager. I asked I her if I could leave some magazines.

" Are we in it ? " she said.
" Er no"  
" Well if we are not in it, no you cant leave any", She then turned her back and disappeared into the kitchen.
Not going back there again !.

Best friendly pub photo award

In total contrast to the aforesaid Stackyard, about 3 miles away is the Monument pub in Old Penshaw. When I drop CAMRA magazines off I am welcomed by the landlady, the locals and not forgetting the dogs. They go mad when anyone comes in. Now Ive been doing some research on the pub for a future magazine article and have been a couple of times lately. The other day I called in to take a picture of their real fire. After the usual ritual of excitable barks, jumping on me etc ( that would be the dogs by the way) , one of them posed for me next to the fire.



Best surprise beer in a pub  

One of my favourite beers is Owd Rodger. These days I only see it in bottles, so imagine my delight at seeing it on handpull in the Teal Farm, a Marstons pub in Washington. Its the first time Ive had it in cask form since the 80's in the Cooperage in Newcastle. To of us used to drink this 7.4% beer at lunchtime then go into work when we started at 3pm.         Happy days 


Best Pub Garden Experience 

Earlier this year a group of us did a pub bus crawl from Houghton le Spring to Seaton and Seaham.
 
Our 3rd pub was the Dun Cow in Seaton village. Being a warm sunny day, after getting the beers we retired to the garden. Glasses were placed on a picnic table and some of us sat down. For some reason I stood up, and the resulting imbalance caused the table to tip and at least 3 pints to project  into the air , showering their contents on the one of us sitting opposite. The poor bugger got soaked so much so he spent the rest of our time there in his underpants with his jeans drying on the garden wall.

I took the 3 empty glasses back inside and explained what had happened . 
" Oh yes", she said " that's happened before !"



Tuesday 12 December 2017

SNOWBOUND IN WASHINGTON VILLAGE

It seems appropriate to share this tale. Last week I had a drink ( or drinks !) in Washington Village on 3 separate occasions ; The Steps, The Washington Arms and then then the Steps again !. This recent spell of cold weather reminded me of an event from the early 70s.

In those care free days we usually drank in the Village ; either the Arms, The Cross Keys or The Black Bush. One friday night we were having few in the Arms. My mate had a bright red Ford Capri the door of which opened with an actual key ( remember them !) 

Anyhow, it had started snowing before we go there and a blizzard soon set in, blanketing the Village Green and everything else in a deep covering of snow.

My mate had a had a few so someone else volunteered to get his car ( it was parked round the corner) and drive it round for him, He wasn't sure which car it was so I volunteered to help him identify it. Now remember we hadnt seen him arrive with his Capri, we were already getting well oiled in the Arms. 

Rounding the corner, we spotted a bright red Capri covered in snow and opened the door. With the help of the wipers we cleared the windows and put the heating on full blast . I got in the back and we put some music on the radio. This all took a while so the driver turned up , saw us and opened the passenger door. 

" What are you doing ?"

" Getting the car ready why ?"

" This isn't my car, that's mine back there !"

Sure enough, there was his  bright red Ford Capri about 20 yards behind. We hastily got out of the car locked it and ran back to the correct one. What must the owner of the wrong car have thought, seeing his windows all cleared and the car warming up !! And the same key opened both cars !!

Great night.



 

Monday 27 November 2017

DELIVERING CAMRA MAGAZINES

Four times a year several of us in our CAMRA Branch distribute our quarterly CAMRA Magazine. This time I set off in the car to Houghton le Spring & Penshaw. Being a Friday I was expecting it to be busy --- it was Black Friday after all - a term that has passed me by. I understand this term, like craft beer, has been imported from the States.  Sigh

Anyhow, I delivered to 8 pubs that Friday and they were all dead !  One of them was a Wetherspoons and I witnessed the unusual occurrence of their being more staff behind the bar than customers waiting to be served ie a ratio of 2:0  ; its usually a 1 : 10 ratio. 

One of the pubs had just opened at 3 and the barmaid was getting the fire lit. So I had a chat about how quiet it was for a Friday and so it all came out. She said that a lot of their customers were old men ( er, excuse me !) who were all dying off and not being replaced by younger drinkers. Being a village local most living around there used their bus passes and headed into Sunderland ( guilty as charged) for the day. I can sense a trend here. I said I was thinking about writing an article about the pub for the next issue of the magazine  " Do you think it will do any good ?" came the fatalistic  reply.

In my opinion, no matter what CAMRA do to encourage real ale drinking in pubs, its going to be the larger city centre pubs that are going to benefit, at the expense of the small ones. 

Typing this on , drum roll, Cyber Monday I set off on the bus down to Chester Le St to give out so more magazine.1 pub and 1 club ; dead !, There was only the local Spoons that was ticking over. 
I pulled out a handful of angles and said " where do you want them?" 

"Put some over there and some over there, but not over there as the older men tear them up"

"What do you mean, tear them up ?" Envisaging some form of origami or model making club.

" Yes, they tear them into strips to roll their tobacco in!"

On the way home I thought about the hours spent putting the magazine together, the effort put in to distribution, and these old gadgies are setting fire to them !!







Friday 24 November 2017

CAMRA ANGLE WINTER EDITION ( ISSUE NUMBER 50 !)


The Winter edition of CAMRA Angle , the quarterly magazine of the Sunderland and South Tyneside branch of CAMRA, has  just been published. Copies are being  distributed to real ale pubs throughout the area , and beyond. As usual , this is another full issue and well worth a read.  This is issue 50, so by way of a celebration, the covers of the previous 49 are displayed on the front and back covers of this new issue so you cant miss it !


There are articles from our roving reporters in the National Beer Museum in Burton, Malton and St Petersburg ( no, that's  not a misprint). There is a centre spread containing the updated South Shields Real Ale Pub Guide and a review of the Peacock in Sunderland. 

Our chairman muses over his favourite pubs just outside the
branch area and updates us on beer from the wood news. There is also a feature on pub cellar management.  

We have a review of the Sunderland Beer Festival and the new 2018 Good Beer Guide.


A regular section is a news update on pubs and  breweries in the branch as well as Locale pubs and those that offer discounts.

Issue 50 is rounded off by pub quiz. 

Enjoy the read !!

If you cant find a copy, follow this link to download your own,  and for more branch news. .http://sst.camra.org.uk/
 
And remember, accept no imitations.  


Saturday 18 November 2017

FALLING ASLEEP IN THE SUN AFTER A FEW BEERS

There was an article in the paper the other week  about "The sensible drinking movement." It mentioned the fact that it is becoming more and more fashionable for young people to moderate their alcohol intake.

Fair enough, but not in my day. There was a time when we were in the boozer nearly every night, and usually some afternoons,  enjoying ourselves. There was only 3 TV channels , no internet, mobile phones. There was 3pm pub closing which used to curtail our sessions somewhat !  We had a great time - then we all got married.



Anyhow, on the subject of having a few and having a great day out, in the early 70's 5 of us had a trip through to Durham. After a lunchtime session starting in the Colpitts and ending up in the Shakespeare, we were ejected from the latter after 3pm closing so we decided to carry on up the hill to Durham Cathedral. 

Someone had the bright idea to climb up the tower ( inside !)  It was  a warm day as we admired the view of the County Durham countryside and the jail. Now the roof of the tower was sloping so we all lay down in the sun. The drink took over and soon we were asleep. 

We awoke with a start and decided to head back down the stairs ; after all the pubs would reopen at 6pm. Reaching the bottom, the large wooden door leading into the cathedral was locked. We were incarcerated in the tower !!

Banging on the door, we were eventually rescued by the verger who said " you were up there a long time !" ; suspiciously sniffing our breath.

True Story - happy days. 

Sunday 29 October 2017

FASHION AT BEER FESTIVALS

When I was queuing to get into the Great British Beer Festival (GBBF)  in London last August my mate (not a CAMRA Member) remarked "you can tell who the CAMRA guys are - going bald, grey beards, paunches and beer related T Shirts"  Spot on.

On the subject of T shirts, the other week I was volunteer at the Sunderland Beer Festival and acquired another festival T shirt, well actually a Polo Shirt. That's 7 now. However they are not the first.

I got mortal drunk at the Munich Octoberfest in 2002 and came back with a T shirt, although don't recall buying it ! ( see top left of picture) . It now has holes in the armpits and so only wear it for scruffy jobs such as festival setup and take down.    

I am pleased that they are all XL and have therefore not increased much in size and they all fit ; although the light blue one ( 2013 ) has shrunk a bit and so reveals too much overhang when I raise my arms.

However the ultimate T shirt was one I wore, along with several others at GBBF in 2009. This T shirt was sold in Asda ; the group I was with were from all over the UK and so this took some coordinating, but everyone got into the spirit of the occasion. I'm the one with my fly open. 

I submitted it for a CAMRA photo competition soon after the festival  ; Came back the reply - "well its not what we are looking for!" 

No sense of humour !





Monday 16 October 2017

SUNDERLAND BEER FESTIVAL

The Sunderland Beer & Cider Festival moved to a new venue this year; The Point in the centre of the city. This was an opportunity to expand the range of beers and ciders on offer as we have more space. This obviously made for more work, especially in the set up and clear down.

Set Up - Tuesday 10th October 2017

After spending a weekend in Glasgow with the family and the mandatory visit to a few pubs, I was fit and ready on Tuesday morning to be picked up by the hired van to collect the beer etc from Maxim Brewery. The evening before all the bar racking, handpulls etc had been dropped off so the bar could be constructed while the beer collections took place.

 Load one was a van full of casks, with the van sinking perceptively on its suspension as 2 heavy palettes of casks were loaded. For me it was an incident free journey to the city centre, but then again I wasn't driving.

The Point is the former ABC Cinema on the corner of Holmeside and Park Lane. Holmeside is a busy road , and Park Lane is pedestrianised, so the only place to do any drop offs was this alleyway behind the venue. This alley looked  like somewhere drunks would wander into to relive themselves after a night getting ratted.  

Whilst unloading and trying not to stand in anything suspect, I noticed this strange sight.One of our CAMRA members was on the opposite side of the road, smartphone in hand looking at the screen, heading away from the Point. Now the building is probably the largest in the area so I shouted across to him.. 

" I couldn't find it ". he replied

Pointing up I said " Its that large brick building you are in the shadow of"

"Oh"

The second trip to and from Maxim, to collect the cider , festival glasses and other bits and pieces was uneventful. Soon it was time for the 3rd and final collection, and involved another alley way, this time a lot more hygienic.

Some local breweries had delivered to the Mid Boldon Club. This has a cellar with access from the alleyway for deliveries down into the cellar. A golden rule of beer cellars is :-
Full and heavy casks in, light and empty casks out.Not - full and heavy casks in, full and heavy casks out !
It took three of us,  1 inside pushing a cask up a ladder, and 2 of us outside hauling on a rope with ageing, straining muscles. It was like taking part in a vertical tug of war. I had said just before we got there :-

" Is this going to knack my already knacked back ?"( although I didnt quite use those words).

Came back the unsympathetic reply - "yes". I haven't told Mrs Ken yet about this episode

The Festival, Thursday 12th - Saturday 14th.

I was working behind the bar,which was great, as you meet all sorts of characters; some you know, some you have met for the first time. All are always friendly, happy to be there. 

The beers and ciders in the festival programme were numbered (from 1 to 40) and named. The trick is to memorise where all 40 beers are on the bar, as some come up and say, can I have a no 1 please.  Now when I count its from left to right, but some were coming to where was at, between 31 and 40 and asking for a number 1 please. I usually say, "is that with rice or chips ?" Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

On the subject of rice and chips, the venue provided food. They sold foot long hot dogs with a twist ; the buns were half a foot ! Only in Sunderland 



Day 1 was a steady flow, Day 2 was manic and Day 3 was a bit slow to be honest. The city's fantastic football team were at home so about a dozen supporters were in, enjoying themselves before the inevitable gloom to come. Our last orders were at 1900 on the Saturday and a few came in within an hour of the deadline. " Come on guys, have a few more..the clocks ticking here !"

Take down - Sunday 15th.

Sunday morning was quite warm and it got hotter during the day as we toiled to remove the casks, dismantle the bar and get everything down to the infamous alleyway, which showed more signs of pollution. I was absolutely knackered as I headed off the car, aching back and feet. Muttering that I am getting to old for this.

But, did I enjoy myself; of course I did ; already looking forward to next year    


Friday 6 October 2017

BEER IN MADIERA


THIS POST HAS BEEN DELAYED BY 48 HOURS DUE TO ADVERSE WEATHER CONDITIONS AT FUNCHAL AIRPORT, MADIERA.

Mrs Ken and I have just been on another weeks holiday in Madiera. Last year, on our last day we spotted a new "beer house" in Funchal, the island capital. Not having time, I vowed to return.

It is set in the harbour not far from the Christiano Ronaldo Museum - for which an entry fee is charged. The money he earns and he still wants more. Probably to pay for the ridiculous statue outside , and the ugly bust outside the airport named after him.

Enough of the rant - ed.

Anyhow the beer-house says it has an brewery. Looking at the menu  for this mainly food led place, they understate the beer and list it along with the islands main brewery, Coral. ( Which is code for yellow fizzy piss).

Ordering what turned out to a pint in a dimpled glass with a handle, I was looking round to see where  the beer was brewed.

" You looking for someone sir" said the waiter who brought our drinks. 

" Just wondering where the beer is brewed."

" Come, I show you the beer machine"

Inside was this gleaming stainless steel contraption, spotlessly clean with no smell of anything. It looked suspiciously unused but it was going to be  a waste of time asking him as the place was busy and the waiters were dashing around like blue arsed flies .  Anyhow he took a couple of pictures then dashed off to get our food.

 The beer was OK, no idea what strength it was, but it tasted suspiciously like the Coral, bland and slightly sweet. I will never know.

Not to worry,  cos the main beer I like is Superbock Abadia. Discovered this a couple of years ago and it's excellent. At 6%, it is a reddish brown and has a nice malty taste. Even the wife liked it, so 9 bottles ended up in the case coming home.

The hotel we were staying in have started selling Franziskaner Weissbier. At 5 euros for a tall glass, good value for a hotel.They also sell Coral Stout, which is brewed on the island. I couldn't help noticing I was the only one drinking the stout and the Weissbeer, mostly they were supping wine and the Coral bland lager.



Back to the delay.

Madiera is a very hilly island with few flat bits. The airport runway is built on stills, with the sea surrounding it on three sides. On the 4th side , next to the runway , is a cliff that rises inland. If the wind is blowing in the wrong direction this can cause strong crosswinds and turbulence, making it dangerous for plane landings. There are interesting videos online showing planes "having difficulty" 

On our departure day the runway was closed so we had to be bused to another hotel for an extra night. The same thing happened the next day !!. So got home 44 hours late. 

Ready for a few beers tonight at the Marine and the Spice Garden in Shields !!





Monday 18 September 2017

SUNDERLAND BEER & CIDER FESTIVAL - PART 1 - THE MAKING OF 1040



The Making of 1040 
 
Sounds like a film title , but it is in fact about a new beer, as is explained below 
 
The CAMRA Sunderland & Sth Tyneside branch beer festival will be with us soon. It will be held in The Point in Sunderland, a new venue for the branch. To coincide with the event Maxim Brewery are celebrating 10 years of brewing, while the branch has been in existence for 40 years.

To recognise these combined events an idea was hatched for a special beer brewed ; called 1040. In beer speak that means an original gravity of 1040, making it a 4% ale. In addition, the beer would be ruby coloured to recognise the 40 years.


The 1040 brew started today ( 18th Sept) so I asked if I could call in and see part of the brewing process. I had already spent a day at the brewery helping out 2 years ago **. In fact I was asked if I would like to clean some casks again, I must made such a good job last time.!  I made some excuse about having to leave as Mrs Ken's MOT was due (the car, not her !).

KETTLE BOILING
FOR THE HORSES
Anyhow, when I arrived the wort was being transferred into the kettle to be boiled with the hops, in this case Willamette and Bramling Cross hops.The used grains were transferred into a small skip to feed the local horses.
SPOT ON 1040

A hydrometer was used to show that the beer's original gravity was in fact spot on  1040 ( see picture right  as proof - you may have to look closely).


The next process was to transfer the hot liquor through a heat exchanger, used to get the temperature down to 18 deg, at which point the yeast was added and the beer pumped into a fermentation vessel to be left for 3 days. It would then be transferred into a conditioning tank to mature. 
The racking of the beer into casks would be in a week; unfortunately I will be in sunnier climes for a holiday by then. 

Nearly car checking time and I was conscious of the fact that my bottled beer stock at home was getting dangerously low. So I bought myself from the brewery shop half a dozen bottle of Maximus as a treat !


Looking forward to trying the new beer at our festival, but that's another blog.

Thanks to Glen for tolerating me for a second time 
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* A Day at Maxim Brewery


Wednesday 6 September 2017

A MYSTERIOUS SAILOR IN BERWICK & NORTH SHIELDS

JULY 17TH 2009

A group of us travelled to Berwick on the train and visited several pubs in the town, having many beers in the process. We started with breakfast in the Leaping Salmon ( when it used to be a Wetherspoons),  then headed down to the Barrels Ale House with its famous dentists chair. I think we then went to the Brown Bear and sat in the pub garden. There may have been some more pubs visited after but we ended up at the top of the town near the station with time to spare before the train. 

I had noted a pub in the Good Beer Guide called the Pilot. " Its a bit of a walk" I said. Half of them muttered something like " bugger that" and headed into the Castle Hotel, three of us sought out the Pilot.

This is another one of these back street locals that I think are great. Now we didnt notice it at the time but there was a photograph of an old sailor on the wall behind my head. My mate, who was taking photos, photo-shopped the one you see here.

 AUGUST 26TH 2017
 
"Ken, Ive just been to a great pub and have seen your photo on the wall". This was from one of the guys who was with me that day in Berwick. " Its in the Low Lights Tavern at North Shields Fish Quay"

SEPT 2ND 2017
  
It was a nice sunny day so Mrs Ken & me decided to venture out to the North Shields Fish Quay and see what all the fuss was about. Parking up, we had the customary fish and chips first then headed for the Low Lights. I was tempted to ask the lad behind the bar, " Excuse me but is there a picture of me in here ?" 

The photo wasn't in the bar so figured out it was in the small room to the right. Sure enough there he was, with a couple sitting next to it trying to relax,  enjoying  a drink when  I walked in brandishing my phone camera  It was like looking in a mirror !!. I took this picture while the couple were giving me strange sideways glances. They left soon after.
 
So just think of the chain of events. 

If we hadn't made that detour to find the Pilot
If I hadn't been sitting underneath that photo
If my mate didnt have Photoshop
If another friend hadn't gone to North Shields
If it hadnt been a fine day last Saturday.

No idea who this guy is by the way !!
 


Sunday 27 August 2017

THE BLACK LION - A BACK STREET PUB HIDDEN AWAY

Yesterday Mrs Ken and myself decided to have a trip up to Weardale, more specifically Tunstall Reservoir near Wolsingham. We hadn't been there for over 30 years and were prompted by a friend who had visited the place the other week. A quick research of the Good Beer Guide found the Black Lion Pub in Wolsingham as a good place to have a pint after our walk round the reservoir.

I have only ever driven through Wolsingham, never stopping. 2 pubs are always passed, The Black Bull and the Bay Horse but the Black Lion was new to me.

It was quite warm and sunny so I was ready for a pint. Finding the pub, we entered ( this was about 5pm) to find only 1 customer in the bar and the barmaid. I made the mistake of ordering the wife's drink first, a latte. So the barmaid disappeared round into the kitchen for the ingredients for this while I chatted to the guy at the bar. Turned out he was a fellow CAMRA member who knew Washington, where I live, well and was able to rattle off some locations and pubs from his memory. 

During this reminiscing the latte was in the construction phase when the barmaid accidentally knocked over her small bottle of milk.  " Now don't cry over your spilt milk"  I joked which she took with good humour. After 5 minutes of latte making she asked what I wanted. " Its been that long Ive forgotten !" ( another joke )  The pint of Pennine Amber Necker I asked for was spot on for a warm day. 

The CAMRA guy finished off and some people appeared from the back of the pub. There was a pub garden !! We decided to go outside. The barmaid said to the wife  " are you OK carrying that cup, do you want a hand?" I said, " you can carry my pint if you want" . It was that sort of friendly place where we were made to feel welcome as soon as we walked in the door.

The small garden was a suntrap and we noticed sitting on one of the chairs, partially obscured, a cat dozing in the sun. After 5 minutes a couple came into the garden with a dog. The cat didnt see the dog and the dog ( think it was a spaniel) didnt see the cat. Foolishly, the cat decided to move. The dog nearly crapped itself, emitting these loud wolf like wails. The cat did a runner over the garden wall and the dog nearly knocked over two tables in its panic.

Things calmed down then we left this great little pub to head home. 

It got to thinking about how good some out of the way back street pubs are. Off the beaten track they are well worth seeking out. The Steps in Washington, The Monument in Penshaw and the Dun Cow in Seaton spring to mind.  
  
 So if you are in Weardale anytime :- black-lion-wolsingham

Wednesday 23 August 2017

CAMRA ANGLE ISSUE 49


The Autumn edition of CAMRA Angle , the quarterly magazine of the Sunderland and South Tyneside branch of CAMRA, has  just been published. Copies are being  distributed to real ale pubs throughout the area , and beyond. As usual , this is another full issue and well worth a read.  


There are articles from our roving reporters in London Kings Cross, Lancaster, The Great British Beer Festival and the inaugural Woodfest in Castleford. There is a centre spread containing the updated Washington Ale Trail and a review of the Washington Arms. 

A couple of milestones feature. The Sunderland and South Tyneside CAMRA branch celebrates its 40th year and Maxim Brewery its 10th.

On a sad note we remember long time CAMRA member John Holland who died last month. 
 

A regular section is a news update on pubs and breweries in the branch as well as Locale pubs and those that offer discounts. A new feature is a Cider page ; Ive been drinking more of it lately ( not out of a cheap bottle on a park bench - in case you were wondering).

Issue 49 is rounded off by pub quiz and a pump clip  quiz.  

Almost forgot, the magazine has a new editor. Nice guy !


If you cant find a copy, follow this link to download your own,  and for more branch news. .http://sst.camra.org.uk/
 
And remember, accept no imitations.  


Saturday 12 August 2017

2017 GREAT BRITISH BEER FESTIVAL

This weekend sees the end of the 2017 Great British Beer Festival. A group of us met up on Thursday for what was my 14th consecutive visit. We have this reunion every year and its a chance to catch up, and take the piss out of each other for nearly 6 hours of drinking.

I met a mate in Kings Cross Station then we travelled on the Tube to Barons Court, which is about 10 minutes walk from Kensington Olympia, the festival venue. The tube was crammed with standing room only. After the tube and the walk through the streets, it was a relief  to have to stand again in a long queue till noon opening time. Such was the queue length we didnt actually get into the building till 20 past. It should be noted at this point that, despite travelling the furthest ( from Durham) , again I was first there. After us 2, the rest just sauntered in later. " Queue? What Queue?"   

Now every year I take my own food. An investment in some cheap pies is always a good idea. Usually past their sell by date, they keep me going throughout the afternoon. This year I brought some CAMRA magazines down so had my backpack. They have tightened security so there was a mandatory bag search inside the venue.  

" Can you open the bag please" I was asked by this stern individual. 
"Theres only magazines and some out of date pork pies"  (Note the attempt at some humour there). 

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. He remained stony faced throughout. Probably totally pissed off that he would have to do this for the rest of the afternoon while we all enjoyed ourselves.

 

We found a table with enough room for 6 then I went off to buy a festival glass. The counter for the glasses was longer than our bar at our beer festival. This little guy behind the counter held up glass as I offered my £3. He then proceeded to stick his tongue out, which ended in a point. He never said a word, but he looked like an extra from Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings. The tongue went back in as the transaction completed.

Now, onto the beer. The winner of the Champion Beer of Britain had been announced 2 days previously.  Church End " Goats Milk" was the winner. 

Finding the beer in the 84 page program, I set off for bar B6 to find the beer had sold out but would be back on at 2.15. Not to worry, I ordered my first drink at the same bar , Bathams Mild, which turned out to be my favourite of the day !!

Now was a chance to take stock of the festival layout bar locations. There were more than 20 bars selling real ale, cider, perry, real ale in a bottle and foreign beers. 900 beers and ciders were available ( well, 899 as the Goats Milk wasnt), and nearly 20 food stalls. The program contained a full listing of every drink and food stall. The description for S35 Fish & Chips was very succinct - it said Fish & Chips !

The beer list had been previously published online so had an idea what i wanted. It was just a matter of finding the right bar. It was commented mid afternoon that some of the bars are that far to walk from our table that by the time you get there you've forgotten what you came for.

Titanic Brewery had there own bar and I was keen to try Plum Porter Grand Reserve ( what ever that means) . This was 6.5% so as I like strong dark beers I was expecting something special. Wrong ! The plummy aroma of the original was less pronounced and it tasted a bit "thin". Back to the drawing board guys, I think you just sank with that  one.

Soon  it was time to see if the Goats Milk was on, so i wandered up to B6. Seeing the handpull in use I walked up to the bar coming in from the left. 

This grunt wearing a fluorescent jacket and a radio mike said. " Can I help you sir ?"  

Yeah, "half of the Goats Milk please" 

" Join the queue then" he pointed to my right and to a long line of hopefuls queuing. I thought, bollocks to this so ordered a local beer, Errant Clever Girl which was quite drinkable.

I heard later the Goats Milk had sold out again. I just thought, all those buggers queuing for a drink they had never heard of, to then sip it and then comment sagely about its aroma , taste etc. I can wait till next time.

During all this by the way , the out of date Tesco Pork Pies were going down a treat. I had left then on the table , for some reason no one else would touch them. Cant yet figure out why.

So after nearly 6 hours , it was time for one last drink, so i opted for Tiny Rebel Stay Puft, a Marshmallow Stout.  Tasty way to end the day.

Ive worked out I had 11 different beers and 1 cider of varying styles; from new and long standing breweries -  and it turns out my favourite was the first drink I had, the Bathams Mild, which has been around for years.

A great day out , very tiring as didnt get home till 11pm, but already looking forward to next year .